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pteradactyl 

When your star is giving two hand jobs with arms out and sucking dick. The motion looks like a pterdactyl.

Submitted by The Wrong Demographic.
Three of us came home from the bar and Marty's girlfriend got naked and turned into a pteradactyl.

Pteradactyl squawk

The high deafening sound that comes from a girl being fucked so hard that the only way they can breath is to let out a shrill "squawk". Generally this blood curdling scream can be heard through walls and even on different levels of houses.
Did you hear that pteradactyl squawk last night? I swear to god she was being jackhammered!

pteradactyl penis 

pteradactyl penis by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Angry Pteradactyl

When a guy is doing a girl doggy-style, he suddenly sticks it in her behind and flaps her arms making sqwaking noises with an awkward expression on her face.
Dude! I heard you and your girl all the way downstairs last night!

Yeah, I gave her an Angry Pteradactyl.

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex 

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.