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ptarmagin

Pronounced: Tar-Ma-Gin
Cool, Sick, Tight, Fly. It is also a kind of bird.
Yo, that gangsta ass bling is ptarmagin.
by Justin Brockholm June 6, 2005
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Pharmaganda

That study in the latest issues of JAMA was full of problems, it was nothing more than pharmaganda.
by Tamara Jane December 22, 2005
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Ptarmigan

n. A small arctic bird of the grouse family usually found on the tundra. Epitomizing manliness and rugged sexuality, it has been called the most rawly attractive animal on earth. The male is known for its peculiar mating habits which involve several months of stalking its potential mate and culminating in several minutes of angry coitus. This method is extremely effective in populating the tundra. It is also the only known species of fowl to be resistant to bird flu and liberalism. The prairie chicken and the mallard are the pitiful rivals of the Ptarmigan. Ptarmigans have been known to rape and pillage entire nest-cities of prairie chickens and mallards. A legendary intramural sports organization at U of D Jesuit in Detroit is named and modeled after the majestic Ptarmigan.
-"That Ptarmigan is manliest creature I have ever seen."
-"Agreed."

-Prairie Chicken: "I'm afraid for my children."
-Mallard: "We should be."

-"Hey man who are we playing in intramurals today?"
-"The Ptarmigans."
-"Ah, Fuck."
by Papa Bird December 22, 2008
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penis parmagiana

When a man partakes in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, does not wash his penis for three or more days, and the woman proceeds to suck the dried fermented crust off of his penis whilst performing oral sex.
when it comes to the ultimate in fine dining, there's no going past a penis parmagiana
by padrico sanchez April 22, 2014
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paraging

Standing over someone's shoulder while scrutinizing them as they work. In addition, watching (voyeuristically) while employees work from a distance.
I am sorry I did not send you the email, my boss was paraging me.
by beenparaged April 23, 2008
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PHARMAGANDA

The propaganda used by BIG PHARMA to further their goals, deceive the sheople and protect their profits.
Pro-vaxers have bought in to the PHARMAGANDA like a Jim Jones convert drinking the Kool-Aid.
by Dragndon October 4, 2018
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paragina

scooping out some ones eyeball and fucking it
I gave that girl a hard paragina last night
by J.M.G˙˙ February 12, 2009
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