Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant
Lady
2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his
time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady
2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1:
Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as