prouds 

In text-only conversations, such as email, IM, or status updates, this word means "looks proud" or "looks smug".

It can often be intended ironically, especially when somebody has done something dubious or unhygienic but still feels the need to tell others about it.

Conversation 1 (straight usage):

HMB: Hey, I got sworn in at the high court this week as a lawyer! Woo hoo!
DTM: Oh wow! Respect! I'd imagine you're over the moon about this!
HMB: Yes. Yes, I am. *prouds*

Conversation 2 (ironic usage):

HMB: I breathed on a kitten once, and it got real sick. *prouds*
DTM: Dude, WTF.

prouds by HMB December 21, 2009

Proud Republican 

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party

My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

Proud Republican by Davezilla July 7, 2019

prodsexual 

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual

prodsexual by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

proud doctor 

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

proud doctor by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

proud doctor 

Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.

The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.

proud doctor by Grand Firctionary January 17, 2014

not my proudest fap 

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

not my proudest fap by Dubiks April 25, 2019

proud father

(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.

Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.

proud father by MJVFB January 22, 2014