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protogoal 

A goal scored in the last minutes of a game that has no effect on the outcome of the game.
A combination of the word protocol and the word goal.
Yair: Bayern scored their second goal in the game!
Stav: Yeah but its the last 5 minutes they're still going to lose the game...

Yair: yeah, its a protogoal.
protogoal by shlongsisters April 19, 2023
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Protogoggles 

If you wear protogoggles it makes your speed go up by 5% and your max health and health regen go down by 5% each. They are useful against certain raid bosses like Mike Meyers and that guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You can make them with 5 copper and 2 glass.
No, I didn't. I know you told me to! I just couldn't be bothered. I'm fired? Alright. I did make protogoggles though.
Protogoggles by Protogoggles May 20, 2022

Proto-god 

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).
'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'