Protected sex 

The one thing guys don't do.

100% of men don't have protected sex

Protected sex by Your bud. Sex May 25, 2015

Will’s Famous Protected Sex 

Unprotected sex

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

Will’s Famous Protected Sex by sab125 April 12, 2022

Protected Sexting 

Sexting with a case on your phone. The case will act as a condom.
If you unprotectedly sext you could catch ghonaherpiseriphilits!

Alex was unprotected sexting and caught ghonaherpiseriphilits! If only she was using a phone condom!

Protected Sexting by spicykid June 2, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008