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Team Prostock 

A group of degenerate, retarded, unskilled tradesman who only work Tuesdays thru Wednesdays between the hours of 945am to 1137 am working with only the the least functioning of tools known to man. Stupidity is a common theme. Often getting by on sure luck. Normal lead by a king of the stupid thing they are getting over on everyone.
Team Prostock is at it again, three weeks to install the trim in one room.

Sorry buddy, your stuck with team prostock.

Who did you piss off to get stuck with team prostock
Team Prostock by 7mary3 September 18, 2014
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Prostocked

To unexpectedly shit your pants, at a most noticeable time, Such as in the workplace at a customers home. When they try to throw other coworkers off the scent (pardon the pun) With a most ridiculous and outrageous series of events. Such person may also be known to carry disposable underwear in a random toolbox
Jose New he had been at the scene of prostocked Job when he was sent out for coffee And upon his return there was Police crime scene tape around the perimeter.
Prostocked by Mr Magoe September 27, 2014

probsocks 

Probsocks is a small tiktoker with 8,000.
Probsocks just uploaded a new toktok
probsocks by Somebody456 May 13, 2021

prussocked 

to be blatantly dicked over by an obviously out of shape alcoholic.
This past weekend I got prussocked.
prussocked by scott January 19, 2005
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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