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probosculate 

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation
'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'
probosculate by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

Probosculate 

v. -- To think deeply whilst (and this is important) scratching the tip of one's nose
The action was actively demonstrated by the Muppets character Dr Tooth, when he said, "This is indeed a problem of heavy-duty proportions. We must probosculate upon it."
Probosculate by Phthllanfar July 30, 2015

probosculate 

To intrude upon a matter, particularly where the intrusion is uninvited. In simpler terms, "to stick one's nose into" or "to meddle".
"It is indeed a problem for us to probosculate upon." --Dr. Teeth, The Muppet Movie
probosculate by TheDictionaryDiva December 3, 2013

prepostulatious 

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
prepostulatious by balbir January 22, 2008

perpostulate

a combination of perposterous meaning something ridiculas, and postulate a geometry term meaning something you just except. therefor the meaning is something rediculas that you just accept
did you see that trick! it was perpostulate!
perpostulate by tairry hesticles December 5, 2010

probosculate 

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...
probosculate by destructo liver December 9, 2008
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