balbir's definitions

feel it

what you say when someone gets told, usually used in reference when a girl does something stupid.

"pat, i just made out with your sister, feel it!"

you just fucked taras and got a STD, feel it!

by balbir December 12, 2009

SMP

Stands for "suck my pussy," derived from one of Sophitia's special grab move in Soul Calibur III, where she takes her opponent's head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. First stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced "suck my pussy" when he won.

Now, SMP is used as the short form, synonymous to Feel It.

Want to face me in Soul Calibur? Get ready to Suck My Pussy!

While I was wrestling Michael, I SMPed that bitch.

by balbir December 15, 2009

juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.

"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"

by balbir January 17, 2008

pantastic

An adjective used to describe something unusually exceptional coming from one's own or another's pants.

(Commenting on a granola bar sitting in one's pants pocket for an entire day) "mmm. Pantastic!"

by balbir January 17, 2008

bosh

a verb implying one was joking or joshing about the previous statement, usually said when you were messing with someone's mind.

"Dude, that's girl totally into you." "Really?" "Naw.. I'm just boshing ya."

"Did you study for the big test today?" "What!? We've got a test?" "Serious, not even boshing man."

by balbir January 22, 2008

macbeth

A term derived from the Shakespearean play used to describe somebody in a powerful situation expected to deliver a great performance such as a play or a presentation. It is typically used as motivation.

Often preceded by "Get 'em."

person A) "It's my turn to present."
person B) "Get 'em MacBeth!"

person A) "Wish me luck."
person B) "You can do it man, get 'em MacBeth!"

by balbir January 22, 2008

prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle

person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."

by balbir January 22, 2008