ultra boost

exceedingly cool, in terms of a person or an event.
"see that dude over there, he's ultra boost."
"that party last night was ultra boost!"
by balbir September 21, 2007
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batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
by balbir December 07, 2011
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bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
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feel it

what you say when someone gets told, usually used in reference when a girl does something stupid.
"pat, i just made out with your sister, feel it!"

you just fucked taras and got a STD, feel it!
by balbir December 12, 2009
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prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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shop

Short term for the chess piece bishop. Often used as part of an exclamation for a bishop sacrifice.
An onlooker surprised by a bishop sacrifice may exclaim,
"You gave him your 'shop!?"
by balbir September 21, 2007
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chalk

A derogatory term used for a 'dusty' guy, usually one lacking any wheels, or is just in general, someone who is very uncool.

This is a thinly concealed racist term, deriving from "Choc," a slang term for a black person.
"Adrianna's dating a complete chalk, you can definitely outwheel him."

"Look at those dusty chalks at the club hitting on those girls."

"Popped collar? What a chalk!
by balbir December 07, 2011
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