balbir's definitions

prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle

person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."

by balbir January 22, 2008

batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"

"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"

by balbir December 7, 2011

feel it

what you say when someone gets told, usually used in reference when a girl does something stupid.

"pat, i just made out with your sister, feel it!"

you just fucked taras and got a STD, feel it!

by balbir December 12, 2009

macbeth

A term derived from the Shakespearean play used to describe somebody in a powerful situation expected to deliver a great performance such as a play or a presentation. It is typically used as motivation.

Often preceded by "Get 'em."

person A) "It's my turn to present."
person B) "Get 'em MacBeth!"

person A) "Wish me luck."
person B) "You can do it man, get 'em MacBeth!"

by balbir January 22, 2008

whatcha know about

Used as a quick retort or reply when somebody mentions something you know they know nothing about.

"I saw Jen the other day."
"Whatcha know about Jen?"

"Did you do the math homework last night?
"Whatcha know about factorization?"

"We saw Gorillas in the Mist the other day."
"Whatcha know about bathing apes?"

by balbir October 5, 2007

juno

A verb used to describe the intention of getting a teenage girl pregnant.

"Dude, that chick is so attractive, I want to juno her."
"I want to be with her all my life, maybe if I juno her."
"Can I juno you?"

by balbir January 17, 2008

boost on probation

when somebody is seemingly boost, or cool, but they still have to prove their worth.

Dude, that guy seems alright, but he's still kinda shifty. He's like boost on probation"

by balbir October 5, 2007