object that has the attribute of owning all those who look at it. the object usually comes in the form of hot woman with nice boobs. be forwarned for some versions you may no enjoy like gay porn.
1: A sexy, seductive, pretty, and juicy bombshell who loves making children. High-tier but not Top-tier mommy, though the absolute highest tier of woman.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.
1: Eugen is an absolute demon in bed.
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen todayyet?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.