Pronzer

Source: Turkish myth:
"A young woman named Lina was dying and she told her last wish to a man named Pronzer. The request was to kill a monster that poisoned her. Only the monster's blood could save her, so Pronzer agreed. He found the monster and slew him with ease due to him having a special sword which was crafted by an expert blacksmith. His sword was then blessed with powerful enchantment meaning his blood activated the swords true potential. He went back to the woman and gave her the blood. She turned out to be an evil witch . She locked Pronzer's soul in to the sword but she perished due to the awesome power of the sword."

It is also said that if you are related to him you can free his soul.Also, he had 4 children.

Girl 1: He is soo brave and strong.
Girl 2: Like Pronzer!!

Pronzer by hélfinia February 3, 2009

Proner 

1. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself aroused after watching something done very professionally.

2. Noun: When one (normally a male) finds himself becoming erect, typically due to sexual arousal.

After watching Meeker run a 4:40 Mile I noticed I had a proner.

After a long night of spooning Jake woke up to a proner in his back.

Proner by Drew, Andrew, MVHS XC Team October 19, 2009

pronger 

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

pronger by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Prozert 

Being very good at video games, to the point where people ride your dick all day

Man your good, you are Prozert.

Prozert by Yellow tooth Kronos May 25, 2010

Pronger 

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

Pronger by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

PRoner 

The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.

"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray

"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van

"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb

PRoner by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009

Pronger 

A Pronger or "throwing in a Pronger" (prhong-her) is the act pinching a large portion of chewing tobacco (usually Skoal Mint) and juicing it in your bottom cheddar. Pronger's tend to be quite large and cause an abnormal shape in the bottom lip and are named in after the noble Chris Pronger.

Geoff- "Wanna go catch that hockey game?"
Paul- "Yeah, we can throw in monster Pronger's"

Pronger by SauceChops19 May 17, 2011