programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.

Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation

programsturbation by a_hollister December 30, 2013

Procrasturbation 

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

Procrasturbation by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation 

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009

procrasturbation 

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

procrasturbation by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation 

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

procrasturbation by kwang June 4, 2003

Procrasturbation 

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

Procrasturbation by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

procrasturbation 

n. to avoid work by masturbating.

I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.

procrasturbation by darren o'donnell July 17, 2004