What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.
Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.
programsturbating = doing programsturbation
(v) to Nanci is to smoke all the crack, even yours. Also, to clear a crack pipe by smoking it fully.
From a woman in Philadelphia.
Damn, that bitch Nanci'd everything!
Dude, you need to Nanci that pipe before I give you more.