Progeria

a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"

She had Progeria; it sucked til she died from it.

Progeria by thejesusgod October 18, 2004

Progeria

An Ian looking vampire weasel. The kid from mac & me had progeria. contrary to popular belief, there was no special effects in that movie, every one had some sort of mutated progeria feline aids mix. Also a punk rock band from south afrika.

I think the cook at the red room was in mac and me, cause he has progeria.

Progeria by Progeria and the feline aids March 13, 2011

Party Progeria 

Similar to the rare genetic disorder that causes premature aging, Party Progeria is brought on by excessive partying at an early age. The wealthy are at greater risk from this affliction due to the abundance of drugs and alcohol.

Have you seen that latest picture of Lindsay Lohan? Damn that girl has got party progeria!

Party Progeria by Nyrlath October 25, 2011

progervative 

A progressive conservative in approach to problem solving. A person who is progressive by recombining ideas that worked in the past into new ideas. Progressives generally want to try things that didn't work in the past, because, well, it wasn't them trying it, and they are way cooler than the last people. (Or they don't know it failed last time.) Conservatives generally like trying things that worked before but aren't smart or cool enough to make cool or clueless people understand or like the old idea.

Obama is slippin! He talked all progressive, but he's like some dang progervative.

progervative by progervative January 25, 2009

Porgerian 

Portugal went to present-day Nigeria to get their slaves, but some of those Portugese men raped the Nigerian women and most of the time they became pregnent the father would deny the baby since they are darker then the normal Portugese child and thats how the term became Pogerian....Portugese- Nigerian.

My girl Vaani yea she got long Porgerian hair.

Porgerian by Porgerian queen October 19, 2006

Proterian 

Some one who does not eat carbs or tries to limit there carbohydrate intake.

Scott doesn't eat sandwiches because he is a proterian.

Proterian by A&S Show September 23, 2011