proffesinal
a master at work
proffesinal by slyvon June 23, 2023
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Proffesional Asshole
A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
Proffesional Asshole by Peewee-hermanizer January 2, 2015
proffessional street nigga
Thats a proffessional street nigga!
proffessional street nigga by Xd smart guy April 19, 2018
proffesional crastinator
A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
proffesional crastinator by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
proffessional hater
a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.
amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.
proffessional hater by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011
Profesional virgin
A male or female with 0 partners, often rejecting anyone who asks them out.
Profesional virgin is term often used in Sigma or league of legends community, but is used in other communities as well. This term fits anyone who sold his soul to big company like Gaijin, Riot, Blizzard etc.
Profesional virgin is term often used in Sigma or league of legends community, but is used in other communities as well. This term fits anyone who sold his soul to big company like Gaijin, Riot, Blizzard etc.
Profesional virgin by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022
proffesional musician
A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).
I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.
Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.
HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!
proffesional musician by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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