professional g/f 

A girl who was a complete whore and hits the "lotto" AKA a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a bitch/prude who thinks every guy doesn't have a chance in hell.

That chick used to f*ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.

professional g/f by JonesyLAX June 10, 2010

professional fundraiser 

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

professional fundraiser by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

professional fat kid 

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.

1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.

professional fat kid by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"

Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"

Professional Friends by Tigrez May 27, 2009

Professional Fraternity

A fraternity that is professional in nature, often linked to the business world. Professional fraternities are usuall co-ed and offer members the opportunity to network with professionals, enhance their academic standing, do community service, and have social outings. Being a member of a professional fraternity looks great on a resume.

Wow, he's in the professional fraternity Delta Sigma Pi, he's hired.

Professional Fraternity by Persian Professional December 26, 2008

professional female 

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

professional female by Crystal K February 5, 2007

Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

Professional fuckee by Jekr December 30, 2018