Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.

School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.

by Jekr December 09, 2018

Heck hard halloween

Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.

Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Dumb ass a rock

Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock

Guy 1: Your mom is as dumb as a rock.
Guy 2: Nope. She is ass dumb ass a rock.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Extinct

Something that happens from not having sex.
Sex with a condom doesn`t help either.

Ex1) We have to have bareback sex to save humanity from being extinct!
Ex2) Great. Now that you`re impregnated, I`ll go and help another being`s DNA from getting extinct.
Ex3) If you are a vigin, please do not help humans to get extinct!

by Jekr December 09, 2018

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Professional fuckee

Someone who is a fuckee and makes a living with it.
Fancy way of saying prostitute.
$ -> SEX

Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.

You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.

This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.

by Jekr December 30, 2018

Melong

medium to long length when erect.
Not to be confused with melon.

That shemale had some big melons, but who would have guessed she had a melong too?!

by Jekr December 09, 2018