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This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.
I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.
I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
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Get the Melong mug.Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
Get the Professional fuckee mug.Describes someone who is obese enough to have folds in their belly.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.
The sharp folds inside are considered a singularity, and the function is not 'well behaved' at that point.
Typically a woman.
Ex1)
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.
Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.
The non differentiable sat on a chair. The chair snapped in two.
The manager of the beach sued the non differentiable woman to pay for the chair.
The non differentiable sued the beach for injury.
The court decided that it was the non differentiable`s fault, and banned her to go to beaches.
Ex2) Some people like having sex with non differentiables. I can`t understand why they would do that gross stuff.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
Get the non differentiable mug.The most potent chemical known to humankind.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
It was discovered in trace amounts of ALL of the people who were in cancer.
93% of who were exposed to this toxin are dead.
The survivers will also die.
The human body, when introduced this toxin stockpiles it in the liver, making it hard to get out of the body.
Few people have the ability to excrete this substance, some genetically.
Some organisms which have adapted have a strange thing called 'mitochondria' are able to break down this substance, breaking down two adenosine triphosphate molecules into adenosine diphosphate and deadly phosphoric acid.
It is also known to help the reproduction of mosquitoes.
It aids the process of losing DNA information at the end of the chain.
Unlike cyanide, there is no known antidote.
I warn you not to get close to this material, as it can slowly kill you.
If you have been contaminated, such as I am, you will die for sure.
by Jekr December 9, 2018
Get the Glucose mug.1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.
2. Something that doesn`t exist.
3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...
2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!
3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
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Get the zero times infinity mug.Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock
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