jern's definitions

Coronlyfans

When people set up an onlyfans account as a result of being furloughed or fired during the 2020 COVID-19 epidemic.

Popular among tiktok eboys and ex-baristas.

"I got sacked last week, so I've set up a Coronlyfans"

by jern March 31, 2020

profactinating

A form of procrastination whereby you look up random facts on the internet and share them with your friends to pass the time.

"I should've been doing my essay for the last 2 hours, and i'm just sitting here profactinating"

by jern December 5, 2013