Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Fish

A PG replacement for "shit".

A Kid: Dad, I accidently lit your screenplay on fire.
Dad: Ah, fish.

by SejwickRogue March 14, 2009