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Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019

Hentai Protagonist Haircut 

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.
Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

Anime Protagonist Disease 

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".
Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021

hiro protagonist 

the main character from Neal Stephenson's cult cyberpunk novel "Snow Crash".
LOL Raven you cock smoker! LOL TIMES A MILLION!

danganronpa protagonist 

fictional characters who are the main character of a danganronpa game. note that in order to be a danganronpa protag, you need an ahoge/antennae
Kayayday: hey im a danganronpa protagonist
Shoe-itchy: are you sure about that

Strong Female Protagonist™️ 

She is perfect in every single thing she does and has no flaws or vulnerabilities. She never has need of male acceptance or approval of any kind because SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN. She is a warrior. She is a goddess. She is...Strong Female Protagonist™️.
Man #1: Dammmn, look at the ass on that one, bruh. Man #2: You better keep that shit to yourself, man. That’s Strong Female Protagonist™️. If you sexualize her, she’ll cut your nuts off and feed them to you. But she won’t feed them to you in the kitchen because a woman doesn’t have to belong in the kitchen. Man #1: Man, fuck this shit.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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