procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.

Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.

by tresemilita January 10, 2009

procrastostalking

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.

Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.

by 5pagepaperduetomorrow October 16, 2010

Procrastislacking

A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.

E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"

by Laurizzle McFizzle July 13, 2010

procrastitasking

Procrastinating and Multi-tasking at the same time. Unable to tell which is more prevalent

procrastitasking is not beneficial but also is

by imitationpro December 25, 2019

Procrastisnacking

Snacking on avoidance of other more important tasks.

I have a paper due in 1 hour, but I'm procrastisnacking instead.

by Darcelyn May 27, 2020