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procrastostalking 

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.
Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.

Procrastislacking

A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.
E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"

procrastitasking 

Procrastinating and Multi-tasking at the same time. Unable to tell which is more prevalent
procrastitasking is not beneficial but also is
procrastitasking by imitationpro December 25, 2019

Procrastisnacking 

Snacking on avoidance of other more important tasks.
I have a paper due in 1 hour, but I'm procrastisnacking instead.
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
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jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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