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procrastostalking

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.
Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.
by 5pagepaperduetomorrow October 16, 2010
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procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.
Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.
by tresemilita January 10, 2009
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Procrastosnacking

Obsessive snack-making which increases the closer it is to a deadline.
I can't get to my mac, I'm too busy procrastosnacking.
by guywithcamera June 19, 2016
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