procrastostalking 

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.

Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.

procrastostalking by 5pagepaperduetomorrow October 16, 2010

procrastistalking 

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.

Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.

procrastistalking by tresemilita January 10, 2009

Procrastosnacking 

Obsessive snack-making which increases the closer it is to a deadline.

I can't get to my mac, I'm too busy procrastosnacking.

Procrastosnacking by guywithcamera June 19, 2016