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Procrastinativity 

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
Procrastinativity by Mattoco May 21, 2008

procrastinaductive 

procrastinating + productive

when one is procrastinating on a task to complete by being productive on another task
Sam had a procrastinaductive day as he updated his resume instead of working on his english paper.
procrastinaductive by airbrutus November 29, 2017

Procrastinative 

The adjective of procrastinate: (1) to put off intentionally and habitually (2) to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done
I know have not done my assignment yet, I'm being procrastinative.

procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.
"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"
procrastiative by LucyAdair July 2, 2008

Procrastiductive 

To procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.
A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.
Procrastiductive by Alice O. March 7, 2010

Procrastinativity 

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
Procrastinativity by Mattoco May 20, 2008
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