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procrastinception 

Looking up the definition of procrastination in order to procrastinate.
"I didn't finish my paper yesterday because of all the procrastinception I did"
procrastinception by Dreez March 9, 2017

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.
"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."
procrastiception by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

procrastaception 

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.
procrastaception by fkcboi February 14, 2017

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.
Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!
procrastiception by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

procrasdeception 

Procrastinating on so many levels that you decieve your self about the actual task that needs to be accomplished.
ex: I am procrastinating on watching Netflix by checking Facebook. Oh wait, I was really supposed to be doing college applications. Procrasdeception.
procrasdeception by duncmeister January 3, 2014