procrastarvation 

procrastinating by thinking about food!

Monica couldn't fight the powers of procrastarvation while doing her essay.

procrastarvation by trwa March 3, 2015

Procrasturbation 

to delay time by pleasuring yourself.

Due to my night of procrasturbation, I didn't finish that spreadsheet

Procrasturbation by Bernard Bangwanger April 16, 2010

Procrasturbation 

1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).

First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!

Procrasturbation by Information Pete September 16, 2009

Procrasterbation 

When you spank the monkey to avoid doing real work.

God I really don't want to write this paper..

Procrasterbation is always a good alternative.

Procrasterbation by BruthaDahkness April 12, 2011

procrasturbation 

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

procrasturbation by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation 

procrastinating by masturbating!

I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.

procrasturbation by kwang June 4, 2003

Procrasturbation 

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

Procrasturbation by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007