procrasshole

A person who distracts others from the work they are about to get underway.

Jessica called with a long-winded story just as I was about to get started on the essay I'd been putting off all weekend. She's such a procrasshole.

by Miss Eggcorn July 28, 2014

Profassholenal

A professional asshole, usually a high-flying captain moneybags gigolo prick.

Marcia, you know Tony, your attorney boyfriend?

Yeah, he's lovely! What about him?

Well, he's not. He's a profassholenal scumbag.

I caught him screwing his secretary last weekend.

Stay away from him!

by TheAmazingCurryFart June 14, 2011