You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..
Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!
An extra-strict-and-invasive type of "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" parole-period where your overseers really stick their long inquisitive noses deep into your personal business.
I really value my privacy, and so I try to avoid committing any crimes to begin with, so that hopefully I will never have to be put on probeation.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.