procraftinate

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

Procraftinating

Distracting oneself from a task (e.g. studying) by focusing all of one's efforts on searching for crafts or DIY projects for hours upon hours.

"I may fail my exam, because instead of studying, I spent all my time procraftinating. I found a great project that I can make with my old cupcake tins though!"

by RaechiePaechie December 6, 2014

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities

He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.

by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

Procraftinator

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.

"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"

by Procraftinator December 7, 2014

proCRAFTinating

when you procrastinate by playing minecraft...

Mom: "DiD yOu Do YoUr hOmEwOrK?!"
Son: "MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PROCRAFTINATING"

by JVLIA December 28, 2022

Procraftination

to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!

You, did you do your homework?

No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!

Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?

by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024