A professional bro. Someone who is too dope for words.It takes many years and experience to become a "Pro-Bro". A pro-bro can treat the ladies right, is always in style, can beast it up at any sport, is tight with every clique/everybody, and still manages to get sweet grades and turns out successful in life no matter what. A guy that does what he wants, and not what others say.
(Bro system listed below)
Level 1- Brethren
Level 2- Brother Level 3- Bro
Level 4- Brah
Level 5- Broseidon
Level 6- Broham
Level 7- Broseph
Level 8- Brah
Level 9- Broski Level 10- * Pro-Bro *
Brah- "Woah man, at Ashley's party last night I saw AJ with the hottest chick alive. Blonde, Tan, Nice chest, tall, gorgeous eyes. Perfect dime."
Broham- "That's because he ranks level 10, aka a Pro-bro, in the bro system."
Brah- "Oh...that's true Broham. 2 more levels till I become a Pro Bro."
A talent-less male who only desires to befriend professional athletes or 'sponsored' individuals in hopes of a fame-by-association type relationship. Particularly in extreme sports.
Man, John used to be my best friend until he became a Pro-bro. Now he won't answer my phone calls.
A favor or advantage granted to your bro in return for goods or services. Used to make bros even.
A-"Thanks for bailing me out of that one, Bro Montana"
B-"No problem, but just to make it all Quid Pro Bro, I'm taking your sister out on a date next week"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!