Probrosal 

When one man asks another man to be his best friend forever.

dude, last night Chad busted open some Natty, we played some gamecube, and then just chilled. Then at the end of the night he surprised me with a probrosal. Guess we're friends forever now.

Probrosal by Captain Johansen May 10, 2011

Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.

My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!

Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

sandbox proposal

A proposal of marriage made by two young children for fun (ex. when playing house), or for real. Neither is expected to uphold their end of the bargain, and it is often forgotten as the children age

We were so young I did not expect him to remember our sandbox proposal, but here he is eighteen years later with a ring.

sandbox proposal by SkyAlexander June 30, 2016

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.

And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"

Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

Promposal 

A word referring to a proposal by either a male/femal to a prospective date for prom. "Promposals" can be as simplistic as passing a note or as elaborate as proposing with a flash mob with 10 friends in nothing but their underwear in front of the whole school.

Simplistic example of a Promposal: 'The Note/Text'

Bryan: "Hannah will you go to prom with me? Check 'yes' or 'no'

Hannah: "Can I have some time to think about this?"

Bryan: "Absolutely, take as much time as you need."

Elaborate example of a Promposal: 'The Post-it Car'

Bryan writes about one hundred different notes on 'Post-its' and places them on Hannah's car ensuring to have the words "Will you go to prom with me?" Somewhere on the vehicle where Hannah will notice it. The other notes are quotes, inside jokes, and any other thing that the proposer feels will help he/she obtain a date to the prom.

Promposal by WolfKid15 April 27, 2014

the proposal 

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

the proposal by greenspan November 29, 2012

Modest Proposal 

/n/ suggestion made in satire, from the famous original by Jonathan Swift, in which he suggested solving the Irish potato famine by eating babies. See also straw man

A modest proposal: our new school dress policy should require all students to go entirely without clothes or jewelry, to reduce rampant comsumerism and objectionable messages on T-Shirts.

Modest Proposal by pete mac May 6, 2007