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Powdered Pretzel Stick 

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.
That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra 

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"
"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

Pretzel sticks 

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.
"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.
Pretzel sticks by JackCaz January 19, 2011

boil pretzel sticks 

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

sticky pretzel 

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.
"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"
sticky pretzel by extracrispytea November 11, 2019
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026