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pretentious cock sucker 

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.
Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.
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pretentious cock sucker 

A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.
Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!

pretentious cock sucker 

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.
Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

pretencious cock sucker 

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.
Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

pretencious cock sucker 

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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026