pretendemic 

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.

Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.

pretendemic by Diecktag October 31, 2020

pretendica 

something that looks like the real deal, but is actually rather less than that just average.

Originally started as marijuana slang, it referred to weed that looked like the mack daddy, but was actually only middies. So the "pretendica" has now become generally thus, something that looks great, but is actually only okay, so-so, average at best.

something that has the capacity of pretending or is in the act of pretending or faking it.

pretending, faking, fronting.

He said that club was the diesel, but it was really kind of pretendica.

The girl thought that she had a hot ride, but it was total pretendica.

"Was it the shit, man?" -"Naw, it was pretendica."

or

"It was some scenester shit, yo. Total pretendica."

pretendica by JakeinthedirtyD January 21, 2008

pretendica 

weed that looks really good but isn't

i smoked that pretendica shit and i'm still not high

pretendica by candilin detroit October 20, 2008

Pretendica 

Good mid-grade cannabis. Not too many seeds and a good enough high, so it's worth the price.

Hey man, give me some of that pretendica.

Pretendica by pretendica September 16, 2007

pretendimacy 

To pretend to be intimate therefore living lawless to the Devine love that produces intimate encounter.

They were all living a false life full of pretendimacy.

pretendimacy by Dead Goats February 9, 2018

pretendica 

Weed that looks like dank bud, but doesn't get you that high.

This shit is pretendica.

pretendica by zulu June 16, 2003

pretendering 

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

pretendering by lucy camenia November 6, 2017