Voluntold

Voluntold
{Voll en told} verb.

When a person volunteers the help of another person without that person actually being aware that they are even going to be helping or that the situation as a whole even exists. Usually this act of voluntolding someone is done by a parent or a spouse, but is occasionally done by best friends and siblings.

You can consider yourself to be voluntold when you find out after an arrangement is made that you are expected and will be assisting with... (insert undesirable happening here).
Voluntold
Husband ... "Sweetheart, why has Nikola sent me a message that says thanks and see you Saturday."?
Wife ... "Honey, I told Elizabeth that you would be by this weekend to help Nikola with his weedeater".
Husband ... "I didn't agree to that, sweetheart. I was going to play poker at my uncles place".
Wife ... "Well, it looks like you are going to be late to your uncle's house. Consider yourself voluntold".
by Diecktag December 12, 2021
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pretendemic

1. A common and known virus used to scare a country/world of people into compliance.
2. The means by which ones government gains total and unquestioned control.
3. A made up reason a country's ruler's make believe is a reality so as to cause fear and segregation by the masses.

4. Control over all things.
5. The end of all freedoms.
6. The slavery of you children that is brought about by you week minded and sheer lack of will to stand up against tyranny.

7. The fault of each and every one of us.
Social distance is a direct result of our current pretendemic.
by Diecktag October 31, 2020
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