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presentated 

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear
Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"
presentated by aminja November 10, 2008

preventible 

Has the same meaning as preventable, but used only when too stupid to know the proper suffix
"Jock, why are you crying?"
"I got an F on my exam just for I used preventible instead of preventable"
preventible by Big mouth prick February 23, 2018

presentate

Heather: "god, i really don't want to presentate in english today."
presentate by baketucci May 16, 2011

Presentalgia 

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

presentate

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.
presentate by Dr. Lobato June 19, 2005

presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.
BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"
presentate by The Presentater December 18, 2009