prenoon 

Similar to afternoon but in this case before noon
around the time of 10-12 AM

I'll be home tomorrow at prenoon

prenoon by The Danish March 31, 2013

prenoon delight

Sexual Activity between the hours of 6:00 am and 11:59 am.

Tyrone: "Trevor, what are you smiling about?"
Trevor: "Just when I was opening the door to leave to work, my wife summoned me back into the kitchen...Got me some prenoon delight, kitchen style."
Tyrone: "You ain't got to lie to kick it."

prenoon delight by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

premoonstrual 

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.

"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."

premoonstrual by moonchild and littlewing April 23, 2014

prenoob

of or pertaining to a person that is less talented than a noob

Dude you're worse than a noob ur a prenoob...just leave!!

prenoob by Cory Lucabaugh April 20, 2006

prenoodle 

the act of inserting a pool noodle into ones anus prior to intercourse or masturbation.

i always prenoodle before i wank.

prenoodle by Blakedo23 January 3, 2015

premoon 

Pre-moon is a trip taken by a couple before their wedding/engagment.

We've been to Italy for our premoon.

premoon by ld9491 June 1, 2017

prenoobtual 

An open-minded person that has not yet tried something, but is willing to learn.

Compare to prenoob, which can be used in a derogatory manner.

Kick ass! That new game comes out tomorrow. Any of you prenoobtuals want to try it out with me?

Compare with, "You suck, prenoob."

prenoobtual by ebaconjr April 24, 2007