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A honeymoon that takes place before the wedding.
Good thing premarital sex is acceptable today. I don't think our premoon would have been that much fun without it.
premoon by Yossarian7 November 28, 2011

premoonstrual 

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.
"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."

prenoon delight

Sexual Activity between the hours of 6:00 am and 11:59 am.
Tyrone: "Trevor, what are you smiling about?"
Trevor: "Just when I was opening the door to leave to work, my wife summoned me back into the kitchen...Got me some prenoon delight, kitchen style."
Tyrone: "You ain't got to lie to kick it."
prenoon delight by JDiddy2Pretty October 4, 2013

premonition 

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;
she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!
premonition by max September 17, 2004
Premton is albanish and means "promise". But its also a name and if you are the lucky person to have that name, you will have the best life a human can have ! You look good, smell good and you will maybe have several girlfriends, but at least one. Literally the most beautiful guy in the world. He is funny and has a great style. The girl(s) that will go out with Premton, is/are in a good way to have a good life. Message for the girls: If you know a Premton out there, go and marry him because there aren't much of them ! Good Luck !
1. Hannah: Cristiano Ronaldo is nearly as beautiful as Premton.

Lucy: No way ! Premton is more beautiful !
premton by _bonobo_ January 2, 2017

Hindsight Premonitions 

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.
Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.
Hindsight Premonitions by Ryryq November 30, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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