premature ejaculection
Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
premature ejaculection by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011
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Premature Ejaculection
Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.
Premature Ejaculection by ZowieZ November 2, 2020
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premature ejaculation by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004
premature ejaculation inducer
a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
premature ejaculation inducer by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
Premature Ejaculotion
1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
Premature Ejaculotion by KC Royals November 30, 2011
premature ejaculation
Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
premature ejaculation by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
premature ejaculation
Every man has a shotgun in their undercarriage. It has one barrel, but it can be filled with two types of ammo, urine or sperm. When a man shoots out sperm from his shotgun before sex or before 2 minutes into sex, he has prematurely ejaculated. It is one of the most embarrassing things a man can endure. Don't do it.
Premature ejaculation is a word too often connected with sex. Fight the battle against premature ejaculation today! Viva la revolution
premature ejaculation by Andrew Shea August 25, 2004
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