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preistiture 

When that Dumb ass bitch can’t even spell her own profession.
Prostitute: I am a preistiture!
Me: you dumb ass bitch, now you are going to get it!
preistiture by Farmer Jahn June 5, 2020
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presstitute 

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).
The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.
presstitute by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012
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Prostiture 

Word resulting from accidentally hitting the r key instead of the t key when typing Prostitute.
I can'r rype Prostiture because I'm a srupid prick.

Prestitute 

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.
Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.
Prestitute by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013

Presstitutes 

Journalist who are paid to malign image of a person or a country.
The Presstitutes would go to any extent to disregard an effort of Narendra Modi
Presstitutes by Riddler1811 January 29, 2016

Prestitute 

An noun, referring to a person in power who "sells out" for some personal gain, betraying his/her supposed ideals. See sellout.
Michael: "Man, can you believe what Dean Thorpe did? He just just cancelled the Thanksgiving Dinner for the homeless so he could buy his very own Lotus Elise!"

Steven: "Really? What a prestitute."
Prestitute by solidlennon7 November 19, 2009

Prestitute 

Synonym for paid media. (Eg. NDTV and CNN-IBN in India)
NDTV news channel in India, is a run by prestitutes like Barkha Dutt.
Prestitute by greg_ryan July 11, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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