Pregnancy Test 

The magic wand that can make a man dissappear

Pregnant Girl:James, I took a pregnancy test and it says I'm pregnant.

James:I'm leaving you

Pregnancy Test by sammydagreat November 13, 2010

Pregnancy Test 

accident indicator

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake

Pregnancy Test by Cobruh August 10, 2016

pregnancy test sure 

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

pregnancy test sure by oldtobylongbottomleaf November 14, 2011

the black pregnancy test 

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.

Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.

the black pregnancy test by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018

Doom on a pregnancy test 

I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.

Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?

Doom on a pregnancy test by France Is Terrible July 11, 2023

am I pregnant test 

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

am I pregnant test by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019