preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

preen-up by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

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Preet Up

Similar to T’d up (turnt up) but with a fun and nice person named Preet

“Yo lets preet up tonight”

“Im down, ill call preet. Its gonna be lit”

Preet Up by browngirl1010 December 6, 2023

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back up peen

the term backup peen derives from that random guy jacking off in the back of porno flicks. He's just standing there and isnt actually involved and has no input. This term is used to describe a person who has no input and is just hanging out doing nothing and is just following someone else or it can be someone on tv whos in the background and isnt involved, same thing.

"Yo when i was gonna get in a fight with BJ he had his little sidekick Frank standing next to him doing nothing, he thought he was so tough." " Yea man, god damn backup peen"

back up peen by bujeah November 11, 2003

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Upper Case Peen

An erection of the peen

Wow Devin has a case of the Upper Case Peen.

Upper Case Peen by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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