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precuffed 

the stage before being cuffed; when things are a little more than casual but a little less than fully cuffed
"Grace and Joe have been hanging out for a while. She's so precuffed."
precuffed by boogie_nightz January 20, 2018
Words you can keep
A combination of Chuffed and Proud. Said when trying to combine both words at the same time without realising.
"What did you get in your Anatomy and Phyisiology Class?"

"I got 18/18!! I'm well pruffed"
Pruffed by Boylie20FA June 6, 2009
An entry level position in the gay porn industry. The main job responsibilities are insuring the porn stars have fresh water, food and other treats while not on the set. Also,they warm up the male porn stars genitals prior to sending them onto the fluffer for final arousal.
(friend 1)"Hey, I havent seen Patrick in a while, What is he up to lately?"

(friend 2)"Patrick has been busy working at his new job in the porn industry, He's a prebuffer. Isn't that great!"

(Friend 1)"Wow!! at least he's getting paid now"
prebuffer by Team Beaver January 4, 2008

precaffeinate

The act of removing the coffee pot and pouring a cup of coffee before the pot has fully brewed.
"Dude, you totally precaffeinated that cup of coffee. What, you couldn't wait another 30 seconds?!?"
precaffeinate by Tosa Steve December 6, 2016

precaffeinirritable 

The state between waking up and your first sip of coffee.
Don’t talk to your dad. He’s precaffeinirritable.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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