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pre-sheet 

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
pre-sheet by eemocham June 7, 2017
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pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM
I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing
pre-sheathing by k-ferriter May 22, 2011

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing 

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

Presheet 

The smartest and richest person in the world with 10,000 IQ and amazing gamer

If you know a Presheet you are the luckiest person in the world !
Presheet is good at minecraft
Presheet by StronkSteve2010 November 24, 2021

Presheet 

Your first name of Presheet gives you a clever mind, good business judgment, a sense of responsibility, and an appreciation of the finer things of life.

You are serious-minded and not inclined to make light of things even in little ways, and in your younger years you had more mature interests than others your age.

Home and family mean a great deal to you and it is natural that you should desire the security of a peaceful, settled home environment where you can enjoy the companionship of family and friends.

Whatever you set out to accomplish you do your very best to complete in accordance with what you consider to be right.

In the home you assume your responsibilities capably, having the self-confidence to form your own opinions and make your own decisions.

Others can rely on you; once you have given your word you will do your utmost to fulfil a responsibility.

However, there is a tendency to be a little too independent in your thinking and it is difficult for you to accept the help of others when you should.
Presheet means "messenger of the Gods"
Presheet by Wedcaster October 4, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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