Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.
John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.
Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)
Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text
Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.
I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the bestpump of my life.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.