Pre-workout

A mild form of cocaine.

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!

by mrginch June 11, 2014

Pre Workout

The closest thing to cocaine that is legal. Take one scoop of pre workout and you’ll be cracked out enough to hit a new PR. It also makes you shit like crazy so be warned

I took two scoops of pre workout and I wanted to take over the world.

by Chad Chett January 20, 2022

Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum March 30, 2011

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by April 28, 2022

Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper April 4, 2016