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A superlative of the word(s) and their like variations bowser, wow, wowser, zowsers; POWSER is the greatest degree of this adjective / adverb. Bowser is the least degree of superlative and is a bitch turtle from Mario Bro's. Wowsers! is a signature expletive expression used by the cartoon character inspector gadget and later by JB wasted.
Those 300cc’s of augmented breasts in that corset, POWSERS! Cock and / or vg blockers are totally bowsers. Finally, JB wants bottle service on a Tuesday, wowsers!
Powser by Chris Fronic February 22, 2008
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Poaser nun

A poaser nun is also known as a sister. Poaser nuns can get married and wear regular chothes. Poaser nuns usually consist of a lesiban haircut , is usually fat , teaches catholic school and lastly they are huge bitches. Poaser nuns can get married because they need the dick.
Young catholic school kid : "Sister Ann why dont you wear a black veil"? Sister ann : " Because my child i am a poaser nun and i need dick"!
Poaser nun by Nunt April 26, 2011
Family name from Ancient Persian descent. All remaining Porasef's are whats left of one of the most ultimate families recorded in history. This name was a mark of honor, and the clan who it belonged to possessed great power and strength during ancient persian era.
Do you think that person is a descendant of the Porasef family?
porasef by King Darius October 11, 2006
Raucous fart that leaves a brown stain in the underpants
The snarling powser from the previous evening left a shit stain in his pants such that his one night stand shrank back from in anguish when she spotted them on her bedroom floor
Powser by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011
popasees = pop pussies
never listen to these popasees cause they suck!
popasees by Hinckley December 14, 2008
man 1:YOU POLASET !
man 2:offended
polaset by BigBoyBen96 April 21, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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