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A superlative of the word(s) and their like variations bowser, wow, wowser, zowsers; POWSER is the greatest degree of this adjective / adverb. Bowser is the least degree of superlative and is a bitch turtle from Mario Bro's. Wowsers! is a signature expletive expression used by the cartoon character inspector gadget and later by JB wasted.
Those 300cc’s of augmented breasts in that corset, POWSERS! Cock and / or vg blockers are totally bowsers. Finally, JB wants bottle service on a Tuesday, wowsers!
Powser by Chris Fronic February 22, 2008
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Raucous fart that leaves a brown stain in the underpants
The snarling powser from the previous evening left a shit stain in his pants such that his one night stand shrank back from in anguish when she spotted them on her bedroom floor
Powser by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011

strong power thank you 

A quick translation of "thank you for always giving us strength" by Namjoon of the Korean hip-hop boy group BTS. ARMYs, BTS' fans, now use it to thank someone or express their gratitude in a comical way.
I'm so proud of ARMYs! Strong power thank you!

rice paddy power 

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.
How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.
rice paddy power by RPPower September 8, 2019

cum powder 

The golden dust that out lord and saviour Dre Drexler mixes with urine to produce a delicious nectar that he consumes and then regurgitates back us....his children.

Discovered by our brave soldiers Cody Ko and Noel Miller
Cody: Dude, you're drinking cum powder?! EW DUDE!
Noel: WHAT THE FUCK!
cum powder by Clooog October 31, 2019

Hell and powder house 

(Jamaican)
Any situation that will result in commotion with a person or take a bad turn quickly.
Hmm right now when Jorgy gets back ah hell and powder house. Look how you damaged the crops in the yard.

Power Freak

Somebody completly nuts about power who is arrogant and status-obsessed.
My boss is mobbing me. I hate that Power Freak.
Power Freak by Heidi-Peidi December 31, 2014