pousef

Pousef is yousef but in the messi version messi didnt just steal ballon dors he stole peoples names

Freind: that wasent supposed to be a penalty!
Pousef: i know but im pousef so its okay

by Mypoopooholder November 23, 2023

posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.

-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"

by SaneCube April 3, 2011

Poseferatu

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.

"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

by Ken the Popehat Blogger June 22, 2009

dirty pousey

A stank vagina that has seen a bit too much cock and looks like an old baseball glove freshly oiled. Also refered to as a musky cave.

Damn that girl has not changed her pink pannties in over a week, she must have a dirty pousey!

by monkeyfuck August 4, 2007

emo pouser

A kid who classifys there self as emo but still secretly have a Linsay Lohan fetish...bizzare

Go cry in a corner you emo pouser

by Bre June 19, 2006

Pousey

Pousey is a phrase that is given to people with love and affection.

Pousey was originally given by a good person called Gadaffi Joshi

Please remember that Pousey is an affectionate word.

Embrace!

Pousey can be used as a replacement of words like "mate, love, geezer, bro, bruva, sir, blud"

by Hitz2k August 7, 2014

Pouse

This spelling should follow a more logical form, Puss from the truncated word Pussy. This slang refers to cats as an association to the female gender or female genitals and is used to describe a male that has been subjugated by a female or a male that does not stand up to the stature of being a male in the given social circumstance.

I would spell this word "Puss", as in Puss'n Boots or as in He's a Puss (Pussy) to spell it "pouse" so as not to offend the girls. :)

by webyankee June 28, 2011