potatohands

When someone touches potatoes and doesn't wash their hands afterwards.

'Emily just put her hands in that sack of potatoes and didn't wash her hands afterwards. Now she has potatohands!'

potatohands by Banana56577 May 30, 2016

Potatopants 

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.

*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.

Potatopants by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

potatoland 

A Just Dance Stan

potatoland is one of my favorite jd YouTubers even tho their videos kinda suck.

potatoland by definitely not potatoland April 17, 2021

mashed potato hands 

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

mashed potato hands by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

Potatoland 

A potato-shaped island in the Pacific Ocean home to many species of potato, such as the potatoperson.

Tom and Julia's plane crashed in Potatoland, and they had to escape the potatopeople

Potatoland by Grrrwawawawawa May 21, 2018

Potatoians 

People of potatoes it's founded by John potato Potatoians have been around since the renissance hiding waiting for the perfect chance to come out of hiding and present themselves

"Have you heard potatoians have been fighting back the Irish?"

Potatoians by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

potatoland 

Ireland, famously known as the land of potatoes. Also the potato famine.

My family visited mainland UK last summer but we didn't go to potatoland. Maybe we will visit next St Patrick's day?

potatoland by dentalflossfarmer October 8, 2025