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potatohands

When someone touches potatoes and doesn't wash their hands afterwards.
'Emily just put her hands in that sack of potatoes and didn't wash her hands afterwards. Now she has potatohands!'
potatohands by Banana56577 May 30, 2016
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Potatopants 

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.
*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.
Potatopants by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

potatoland 

A Just Dance Stan
potatoland is one of my favorite jd YouTubers even tho their videos kinda suck.

mashed potato hands 

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
mashed potato hands by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

Potatoland 

A potato-shaped island in the Pacific Ocean home to many species of potato, such as the potatoperson.
Tom and Julia's plane crashed in Potatoland, and they had to escape the potatopeople
Potatoland by Grrrwawawawawa May 21, 2018

Potatoians 

People of potatoes it's founded by John potato Potatoians have been around since the renissance hiding waiting for the perfect chance to come out of hiding and present themselves
"Have you heard potatoians have been fighting back the Irish?"
Potatoians by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

potatoland 

Ireland, famously known as the land of potatoes. Also the potato famine.
My family visited mainland UK last summer but we didn't go to potatoland. Maybe we will visit next St Patrick's day?
potatoland by dentalflossfarmer October 8, 2025
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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