potato cock

A large and thick penis. Bigger than most. Normally referred as big wanker, fat head, pussy destroyer, and the giver of orgasms.

Girl 1: Bitch guess what the fuck I did last night

Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I hooked up with this guy and he had a potato cock.

Girl 2: Omg I’m jealous

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

Cock Potato

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

by Dicky Pole August 19, 2008

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017