potato cock

A large and thick penis. Bigger than most. Normally referred as big wanker, fat head, pussy destroyer, and the giver of orgasms.

Girl 1: Bitch guess what the fuck I did last night

Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I hooked up with this guy and he had a potato cock.

Girl 2: Omg I’m jealous

potato cock by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

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Cock Potato

One who walks around with a cock in his/her mouth all the time. Similar to a Couch Potato.

i.e. Rhianna is a cock potato, and likes it.

Cock Potato by Dicky Pole August 19, 2008

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Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

Cock Potato by MikeAD April 23, 2017

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@potatocookie4

@PotatoCookie4 (Sky) is a nice wholsesome Thomas Sanders Stan. She is truly the best and every Thomas Sanders stan loves her

@PotatoCookie4 appears

Fander: :o is that the one and only Sky?!

Fander 2: I LOVE HER!

@potatocookie4 by Scar the baby 🥺 October 6, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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